memories

Once, when I was a child and young enough to go into the bathroom stall with my mom at a public rest stop, someone knocked on the door.

"Hello," my mom said.

After realizing that was all she was going to say, I asked my mom, "Why didn't you tell them someone's in here?"

My mom said, "They will know someone's in here because I said 'Hello'"

I thought she was a genius.